Three sheets to the wind

I have always hated magical creatures. It's not really their fault - gnomes will be gnomes, elves will be elves. Growing up I wanted to be magical too; but somewhere along the way I failed. Failure breeds resentment, and I developed a strong dislike and distrust of supernatural beings - especially leprechauns.

And a good thing too! Recent events have reminded me just how filty leprechauns really are. Dirty little perverts that run around all day looking for a place to "hide their pot o' gold". Would you trust him ---> with your sister? I think not ... cheeky bugger.

A second issue I have with the LBGs (little green bastards) is that, because of their "special status" in many countries, they have been given certain priviledges not granted to other, more honest, citizens. Apparently, they have their own special transportation network. Talk about a waste of the tax dollar! Especially when after all this effort, these "Little Green Ways" are completely underutilized. The only people who really use them are those brave, drunk and mostly likely American leprepoachers. (A good leprechaun pelt runs anywhere between $5000 to $8000 in China.)
Apparently, there is some sort of leprechaun poacher's dance that draws them out into the open --->

That said, I am growing worried that other people may be taking their animosity too far. I understand fear and loathing, but there is evidence of a growing community of people who are talking about "Mass Leprecide" as a "The Final Solution". Have we not learned people that murder on a gross scale never solved any problems? Check out the following ...

Evidence
More Evidence
Still more Evidence
Full blown leprecide zeal!
As Astonishing Post

So let me be the first to say: "Stop the Leprecide! Because leprechauns are people too!" You're making him sad...